Believing that you are different from other guys...
I fell in love with you.
I might've had too much to drink.
Ah! Nothing like drinking more to cure a hangover!
The next news.
Mr. Pomade Jaws, who had long been under medical treatment...
was run over by a dump truck and killed.
He was a world-famous billionaire...
and his death is believed to have a deep impact on world politics.
The next news.
A billionaire, Pomade Jaws, huh?
Nothing to do with me. That's for sure.
What's this?
"Where is Lupin?"
Does it say Lupin?!
Who the hell are you? I'm Zenigata of ICPO.
"If you don't fess up, I'll kill you."
Well, I guess you're serious.
I commend you for attacking me in my room.
Tell me what you want from Lupin!
Hey, can't you talk, you bastard?
Huh? What? What?
Huh? Huh?
Whoa! It's a woman!
Over there!
"The Woman Pops Fell In Love With" (Tottsan No Horeta Onna)
Hey, Jigen, isn't there anything for me to do?
I'm getting out of shape.
Well, when you have free time, just have fun. Right, Goemon?
It's nice to be away from the city noise and meditate deeply for a while.
You don't hear gun shots here.
Whoa, that's a rare sight. Pops is being chased!
Aye-yi-yi! Another rare thing. He's with a woman.
Pops... with a woman? What the hell is going on?
Hey! They're coming this way.
Lupin, I've been looking for you!
Hey, Pops, when you visit someone, you should open the door.
It's not good manners to crash through the door with a Jeep.
I'll explain later!
Pops, who the hell are they?
New York Mafia.
Mafia?!
Lupin, can't you do something about this?
Sure I can. Jigen, Goemon, let's go!
OK!
Lupin, let me introduce my friend. She is Mrs. Laura Jaws.
Laura Jaws?!
Not the widow of the late billionaire Pomade Jaws!
Exactly. That's who she is.
By the way, Lupin...
you are under arrest.
Hey, that's not fair, Pops.
I'm the one who rescued you from the Mafia.
Oh, shut up!
If you don't wanna be arrested, you're gonna do what I tell you to!
Wh-what do you want?
Lupin, I want you to help her out.
You're the only one who can do this.
Please, I, Zenigata, a proud man, am begging you to do this.
Uh, what is going on?
This is the big boss of the New York Mafia, Al Cabane.
The reason the late Pomade Jaws became the fixer of global politics...
is because he stored the scandals of nation's leaders in his own safe.
Al Cabane stole the information.
Though he succeeded in stealing the safe...
he found out that the safe would only open with Mrs. Laura's voice.
Therefore, naturally, she is being pursued by Cabane.
And what does that have to do with us saving her life?
Pops, she hasn't said a word so far. Can she not speak at all?
Take a look at this.
What's this?
It's a high-performance bomb.
The same thing is implanted in her heart.
What the?!
Are you surprised, Laura?
It's true that your voice is the key to this safe.
But, even so, you cannot open the safe without me.
If you do...
the bomb implanted in your heart will explode the minute it's opened.
So, how can you avoid blowing yourself up?
The key is my voice. Let the safe hear my voice first.
Then the safety mechanism is activated and stops the explosion.
In other words, you can never betray me.
That was the end of a pitiful man who couldn't even trust his own wife.
There is no proof...
but I'm sure it was Al Cabane, the Mafia boss's doing.
Ah! That's horrible.
If she is caught and forced to speak in front of the safe...
she will blow up for sure.
If they record her voice on a tape and use it to open the safe...
she will immediately blow up, no matter how far away she is.
Now I see why she hasn't said a word.
You never know where his henchmen might be hiding...
with a microphone in his hand.
For instance... here!
Pops, I'm in.
I need to steal the safe and throw it into a volcano or something, right?
Thanks. I appreciate it.
By the way, Pops...
how come you're going out of your way like this for her?
- Well, it's because... - You're in love with her, aren't you?
You idiot, don't be ridiculous! I'm a public servant!
There she is!
Oh, come on, Lupin!
What? Lupin showed up?
Laura is with him.
Damn! He must be after the safe.
I'll never let him steal it! I went to all that trouble to get it!
- Ouch! Ouch! - Boss, what's the matter?
It's his chronic appendicitis attack!
Someone! Call the hospital! Get a stretcher! Hurry!
Boss, here is your usual medication.
A-ha! I have a great idea for protecting the safe!
I'm sorry, Lupin. I was asked to protect the safe.
You know I can't say no when money is involved.
It's over for you, Lupin! Take them away.
Good-bye, Lupin. Rest in peace!
Fujiko! I'll steal it even if I'm killed.
Once I declare something, It will happen!
I'll come and visit your grave once every three years or so.
Go ahead and rest in peace, Lupin.
The last thing I need is Laura's voice. Then everything will be how I like it.
What?! You say Lupin died?
Yep. The car was crushed with him in it.
It's a lie! There's no way Lupin is dead!
I demand you hand over Mrs. Laura.
If you want her, you'll have to bring me down first.
Oh, dear, this is a problem. It's already been four minutes.
Inspector, the New York Mafia gunmen are supposed to storm in here...
if I don't show up after five minutes.
Those guys have no problem killing people.
Do you think I'd be fooled by such a threat, Fujiko?
Oh, you think it's just a threat?
Then find out for yourself.
Oh, dear. We have only 30 seconds left.
Ugh... damn it!
Let me know when you make up your mind.
I've made up my mind, Fujiko.
A frog!
S-stop it!
Fujiko, did you think I had no idea what you fear most?
Here!
Let's run, Mrs. Jaws!
Hey! This way!
Wait!
Damn! Where did they go?
They can run pretty fast! Let's go that way!
You moron! You lost sight of them? The police would use the same excuse!
You idiot! Loser! Lazy bum!
You belong to my Mafia group! Have some pride!
Ouch! Ouch! An attack again!
Boss...
Hurry up and go! Find Laura and get her voice sample!
What a bunch of idiots!
Well, Cabane, why are you sitting on top of that?
Though Lupin is dead...
you never know who else may be after this safe.
So, if I'm on it myself, I feel better.
Really? That's a problem.
Huh? Did you say something?
Oh, no. Nothing. I was just talking to myself.
Ahh! It's so hot tonight. I'm gonna go check things out.
Lupin, did you really die?
I don't need Lupin!
Even if it's just me, I'll protect her!
Oh, my dearest Laura...
I, Zenigata, have fallen in love with you!
Just kidding.
Let me help you, ma'am.
Ma'am!
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Ma'am!
Inspector Zenigata...
Don't say a word.
You never know where Cabane's henchmen are hiding.
I give up. I know it's hopeless.
What are you saying, ma'am?
Don't call me that. Call me Laura!
Mr. Zenigata.
Laura...
Who the hell hid such a thing in here?!
Damn it!
Who is it?!
Laura!
Laura! Pull it together! Laura!
Get hold of yourself, Laura!
Laura! Laura!
I guess we were a little too late.
Don't worry. Lupin is alive.
By the way, if you want to avenge Laura's death, get in.
Surprised to see Fujiko?
You'll see why soon enough. Let's go!
Good job!
You guys have proven yourselves to be proud members of my group.
With this tape, I can control the entire world.
Job well done! Miss Fujiko, get it ready.
Yes, sir!
Here we go!
Ma'am!
Don't call me that. Call me Laura!
Mr. Zenigata...
This should be enough. Now let's open it.
It's tougher than I thought.
- Argh! It doesn't open! Pull that side!
- No way it would open, Cabane!
This is the real one. The one over there is a fake!
Cabane, I, Goemon Ishikawa, have graciously taken the safe!
Damn! They're alive! All of you, go get it back right away!
Cabane is such an idiot.
Hurry up! This is a crisis for my organization!
Phew! Just in time!
All right, bring it down!
Good. Take it easy. It's my precious treasure.
Damn! THEY have the real one! Go back! Go back!
Lupin!
Well, well. I guess you finally figured it out, Cabane.
I have just brought this out from your room.
You bastard!
Wait! Then you're saying that the tape was a fake?
Huh? A tape? Oh, you mean this one?
It's real. Since I didn't have enough time to switch it...
I just manipulated the frequency and made it play a little slower.
You know it's an elaborate computerized safe...
that Mr. Pomade Jaws put so much time and money into developing.
That's why it didn't open.
Now I'm relieved to hear that...
but I won't let you get away alive! Ouch!
Hey, what are you waiting for? Get me the medicine! Hurry!
Here you go, Boss!
Now, Lupin, give me back the safe and the tape.
You must be kidding. We went to all that trouble...
Wait! Wait! Let's talk.
I consider myself a patient man.
OK. Now that Laura is dead, we have no use for the tape.
Here you go!
Good boy, Lupin.
I'll reward your obedience by sparing your life.
Now get lost!
OK. See ya, Cabane!
Pops, hurry up! It's dangerous!
What's taking so long?! Hurry up and open the safe!
Ma'am.
Don't call me that. Call me Laura!
Mr. Zenigata...
Laura!
It's an explosion!
The building is falling down! Run!
Don't be so down. I'll introduce you to a chick.
Listen, Lupin! I'll let you get away today!
But starting tomorrow, it'll be different. Understand?
If you understand, go home, get cleaned up and be ready for me!
All right, all right!
I'll go get cleaned up!
I'm being sent to prison. I wonder if my number is up.
I'm kidnapping Old Man Clyde. I need him for my job tonight.
I was supposed to escape and my plan was supposed to go well, but...
The next episode is "Can't Beat the Classics." (A Classical Thief and a Myna.)
See ya!
"A Classical Thief and a Myna"